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TODAY: BIG PHARMA IS BAD
A man in Portland, OR, who we’ll call, “Damaged”, walked into a pharmacy for reading glasses and candy and ended up in a mental hospital against and for his will at the same time. Pete Buttler, 261 Pine Lane, Medford, OR, loving husband and high school teacher and football coach, said the ordeal started when a pharmacist said he looked depressed. He took Binupazin, which caused Crazy Gambling Legs Syndrome. His legs lost $10,000 while he was sleeping. For that he took, Becauzofcorz, which caused out of body experiences, including opening for Black Oak Arkansas while he was sleeping. For this he took Knucklerzpan, which caused him to run into a doctor’s waiting room and punch a pregnant woman. This is known as Sad,Bad Clown Syndrome, for which he had to take another pill called Neuroconundrum. And now, “Damaged”, oligarchy levels have sky rocketed. If you have to do drugs, get them off the streets!