EXCITING NEW BANANALAND REBROADCAST: PRAY FOR LITTLE BILLY

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Hey, if you have a minute, can you tuck it in your pocket? Pockets stuffed with minutes? Take a moment from the bowl next to your keys on the counter top. Use it to empty your pockets at the counting machine down at the grocery store. Lots of times we can’t spare a moment to take a minute to put a couple of hours together to have more time to take a moment and just relax.

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MORBID HUSKINESS AND LORD BYRON’S THIMBLE

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If you’re having intimacy issues, stand naked on a busy corner and shake people’s hands. What are you, shy, or something? That’s right! By popular demand, nudity expert and meteorologist, Tempe Hush Raj, is back in Bananaland, and she’ll tell Rube how to fall off his chair while keeping one hand on his desk. Is humidity really bad for your hare? Does cabbage patch nudity really cure depression. Find out! Find out! This is not the time, Milbrit. You will stand down, private!

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KRELL AND MERDETZ

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Don’t substitute freshness for nudity. Approach with a confident stride, head up, shoulders back. Extend your arm, offer your hand and say, “What planet are you from”. Today’s a good day to start something new and not finish it, like a puzzle, or a goal. Friday is your action day, or “best day” for hanging out with back stabbers, pimps, thieves and a family whose been shot out of a cannon for generations. Eat the plate, too!